Beep bop meow!
I remember when i used to tie my sweater around my...
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Why does my mom have to be so damn close minded? I will get a new tattoo tomorrow whether you like it or not. And don’t roll your fucking eyes at people for being gay. Don’t comment about how they’re not “normal.” and don’t scold me for correcting you about how people are equal no matter their orientation.
I need to get on a plane soon.
God, Please be with me tonight as I sail through troubled times. I need you...
I’m saying this because it’s serious. I need help.
victoriadonelda: i’ve decided that i’m going to date someone who either owns an oil well or whose family owns an oil well. those are the only stipulations. a dude, who can give me free gas for my car. i don’t care what you look like, where you live, what your personality is like, or if you’re even intelligent. i’m only in this for the free gas. plz message or tweet me so we can start...
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you...
andiwillbeokay: skate-andrea: You can’t wait for them to get home and you wait nd wait like then they get home and you’re like & they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for & then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like ”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???” &...
I’ve always wanted to do a burlesque dance with big feathers and a 20s inspired dress.
When my friends ask me what I've been up too...
Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff.. Whatever animal this is put the biggest smile on my face! :) ! I’m for real geeking out right now!